fuckit: a zine

Reminder: FUCKIT is no longer on Etsy because I'm not giving those people access to my bank login (seriously, what the hell). All links to the Etsy shop have been replaced by Ko-Fi links, because they don't need my bank logins (yet).

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FUCKIT: Issue #1 (February 2020)

Welcome to Hellvetica (or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Just Say Fuckit).

Includes a new story by Laura E. Price, poetry by AX, some weird pictures, a really super essay by Alexis Siemon, an equally super review of Rocketman, and me ragging on John Mayer because really, fuck that guy. Oh, and a picture of my cat. There’s a soup recipe in there too.

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FUCKIT: Issue #2 (May 2020)

This Was Not Supposed to Be the Plague Issue

Featuring works by Alexis Siemon, Sarah Andrew, David M. Briggs, Emily Ballou, and Laura E. Price. Also, something that isn’t really a recipe for butter chicken, a review of the two newest Nine Inch Nails album that that the world almost certainly didn’t need but I’m very sad these days, and not at all what I was planning to use my new Polaroid film for, but it felt weird walking around taking pictures of abandoned streets like some kind of tourist vulture. I am probably overthinking this. Won’t be the first time.

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FUCKIT: Issue #3 (August 2020)

Vote Motherfucker Vote

Are we excited to vote? You know, probably not really. Are we going to vote? Yes, because it’ll make Mitch McConnell cry. VOTE MOTHERFUCKER VOTE is not so much a rallying cry to a brighter, juster future, but it might be just enough fuel to get us through this very necessary step out of whatever the hell the last four years have been. Featuring works by Alexis Siemon, Emily Paige Ballou, Laura E. Price, and David M. Briggs. And me.

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FUCKIT: Issue #4 (November 2020)

What Fresh Hell

Because it’s three days before the 2020 elections, we’re in the middle of a pandemic, climate change is kicking all our asses, and I don’t know about you guys but I’m fucking terrified. Featuring poetry by Dave M. Briggs, fiction by Laura E. Price, an essay by Alexis Siemon, and me just filling pages.

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FUCKIT: Issue #5 (February 2021)

Help Us MFK Fisher, You're Our Only Hope

Featuring recipes by Bridget Kelly, Alexis Siemon, and Emily Paige Ballou; essays by Sarah Andrew, David M. Briggs, and some weirdo I forget who, and an instruction guide to surviving Your First Apocalypse by Laura E. Price.

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FUCKIT: Issue #6 (May 2021)

Death to Cringe

Sick of cringe? Aren’t we all? Well, fuck it. It’s time to say Death to Cringe! Put your favorite platforms on, settle some place cozy, and fuel your mind with short fiction by Laura E. Price and Alexis Siemon, poetry from David M. Briggs, Karen Sorenson, and Laura E. Price, and a review of the new Evanescence album by Sarah Andrew. And then go arm wrestle your least favorite late-night talk show host.

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FUCKIT: Issue #7 (August 2021)

THIS IS NOT ART

What is art, and who decides? In this issue of FUCKIT, we ponder the question. Featuring essays by Alexis Siemon and Laura E. Price, poetry by David M. Briggs and Anna Lighteningpool, and I’m not totally sure how to describe mine, to be honest, but I do apologize a little for all the dicks.

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FUCKIT: Issue #8 (November 2021)

Hoist the Colors

FUCKIT #8. Featuring poetry by KS and D. Michael Warren, essays by Alexis Siemon and Sarah Andrew, short fiction by Laura E. Price, and The Dead Ship with words by Harley Marie and art by Rose Else.

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FUCKIT: Issue #9 (February 2022)

Actual Fucking Things

Featuring an essay and a recipe by Alexis Siemon, very cool art by Laura E. Price, and whatever weird shit I’m up to this week. Also origami. Which may be the weird shit I’m up to this week.

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FUCKIT: Issue #10 (May 2022)

The Burnout Is Real

Featuring essays by Sarah Andrew and Alexis Siemon, poetry by David M. Briggs, short fiction by Laura E. Price, and me being too tired to do much of anything but whine and set paper on fire. Why am I so tired? I’m gonna make more coffee.

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FUCKIT: Issue #11 (August 2022)

CRAVE

In FUCKIT 11, you will find short fiction from PH Lee, poetry from B Malley, essays from Alexis Siemon, Karen Sorenson, and Erika Wingren. Also, Dave M. Briggs successfully downloads a pizza (and you can too!) and Laura E. Price just quietly rips your gut out at the end, no big deal. I also reviewed the new Warpaint album.

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FUCKIT: Issue #12 (December 2022)

EVERYTHING IS ARBITRARY

Featuring poetry by David M. Briggs and Karen Sorenson, short fiction from Sarah Andrew and PH Lee, and essays from Alexis Siemon and Laura E. Price.

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FUCKIT: Issue #13 (March 2023)

HOW TO COUNTER A CULTURE

In FUCKIT #13, Alexis Siemon writes about loss, lists, and Eric Clapton; Karen Sorenson takes on AI and the best epitaph for Terry Hall; David M. Briggs deals asks if a monster is still a monster once you've given it a name; and Laura E. Price tells a monster story all her own.

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